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Paradox puppy is just shelling out false dichotomies.
LOL
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When your mom goes into your room and turns on the light while your asleep
And you open your eyes and you’re like:
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When people cut you in the lunch line because they see a friend.
What pisses me off is all those fucking little kids in my way, and the fact that it takes more then half the break to get something to eat
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